I have no life

staff:

courtesy of mtv Fandom Awards

where do I turn in my resume?

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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never has a picture been used so perfectly

funnyand:

Women Want Clown Ninja
Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a Clown Ninja!

clowns are scary as shit wtf are you talking about

funnyand:

Women Want Clown Ninja

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a Clown Ninja!

clowns are scary as shit wtf are you talking about

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

how dare you

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

how dare you

funnyand:

When I say I’m Okay
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, What I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes, and say “You’re not okay, here is $1000″

this is all I want

funnyand:

When I say I’m Okay

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, What I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes, and say “You’re not okay, here is $1000″

this is all I want


[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

0trevskies:

rotg-art:

"Of course there aren’t any gay characters in animated movies! THEY’RE FOR KIDS!"

Yeah! Kids’ movies are supposed to be innoc-

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Because telling kids that they can love whoever they want is TOO TERRIFYING AND CONFUSING. But showing them murder, execution, death, frightening images, war, and bullying is just fine.

Not to mention 101 Dalmatians where a crazy woman wanted to SKIN 99 PUPPIES

unmonroe:

swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

I am crying so much i can’t

I’m waiting for his survival guide

unmonroe:

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

I am crying so much i can’t

I’m waiting for his survival guide

the last good joke done by a Disney TV show

the last good joke done by a Disney TV show

dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

finally! someone who understands!

finally! someone who understands!

seems legit

seems legit

Scott for the win

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

because I’m flexible like that

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

because I’m flexible like that